Sssshhhh! Don't tell, but I think Mommy is having an affair . . . she recently returned home with a strange smell on her. She tried to act as if she hadn't been away, but I know the truth. She's been with another DAWG! What is the world coming to? Is nothing sacred any more? What has happened to our Mommy-Dawg relationship?
To make matters worse, this other dawg is someone close to the family: Of all the dawgs in the world, it's HANK! Mommy met Hank over Thanksgiving and she just couldn't help herself. She spent as much time as possible with him, even sneaking away from the family at times to visit with him.
I'm hoping this love affair between Hank and Mommy was just a one time, short lived, fall fling. I don't think my ego can take any more Hanky Panky!