Ahoy there, Matey! We aaarrrrrr anxiously awaiting trick-aaarrrrr-treaters tonight so we can make them walk the plank. It should be a treasure trove of fun for us. Maybe if we scare 'em bad enough we can grab their loot!
We thought we'd entertain you with a few pirate jokes. Mommy loves to speak pirate and has received high praise from some of her friends in the past for her pirate talk! Jenna will go first. Naturally hers aaarrrrr all food related!
What does a gourmet pirate add to his dish? A gAAARRRRRRnish!
Where do pirates like to eat? The HAAARRRRRD Rock Cafe
What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? ARRRRRR-by's!
Enough from Jenna. She's growing a little weary of telling these jokes. It's Dixie's turn now!
What kind of socks does a pirate wear? ARRRRRRRRRGGyle
(must be a UNC fan)
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school? ARRRRRRRRRRRT
Which Star Wars character is really a pirate? ARRRRRRR2-D2
(that's for our niece and nephew on this Halloween)
We hope you have a PUN Halloween!
Jenna and Dixie